Noah aka shrimp boat

A BIG TIME POSER who says that he is amazing at everything but in reality he can't do anything but sit in his room and play video games. He says he can beat you at surfing and skating but is terrible at it. He is the biggest poser you have ever seen and is equally annoying. He believes that everyone likes him but in reality everyone talks mad shit about him behind his back. He comes from a family of wealth which is why he even has a girlfriend. He loves to start things he can't finish and refuses to "pull up." He brags about things he can do but can't do any of them. He is basically the worst person you have ever met and definitely the biggest poser. he tries to act all big and bad but he is really just a scranny little twig(or shrimp, either one applies). STAY AWAY FROM HIM AT ALL COST!!!!

"You having a conversation about surfing"
Noah:I bet I could surf better than you.
You:you couldn't paddle out 5 feet with arms like that shrimp
Noah: shut up
You:I'm just stating the facts,you say your great at everything but in reality you can't do anything other than sit at home and play video games by yourself because you never get invited to our Xbox parties.
Noah:I have more friends than you
You: no you don't, everyone hates you,even your girlfriend talks bad about you.
Noah:shut up
"All of this was don't over the phone in a group chat of course because he is too scared to say it to your face and the surfing conversation was at school when he was listening to your conversation"
Noah aka shrimp boat will never pull-up to u irl

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022

Buggin Like a Shrimp

When You Are Doing something wrong to a point where you act like a shrimp, Or Acting Wrong and Someone Comparing you to a Shrimp

This guy buggin like a shrimp

by ReshalasGuard July 2, 2022

mantis shrimp

actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.

guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!

by PatC September 22, 2005

chocolate shrimp boating

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth

susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.

by misfit7 December 13, 2010

Windy Shrimp

When a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!

by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011

Crackhead shrimp

Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"

Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"

Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"

by Don vito June 23, 2017