shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

pissing shed

Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.

Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"

Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?"

by Chris Carr December 14, 2008

Load Shedding

British term, to shed ones load is to take a massive dump. Not to be confused with shedload or loading a shed.

South African: I will be offline later due to load shedding in my area.

British person: Brb I need to shed my load.

by Terry Tibs July 13, 2020

the shredder

a variation of the infamous shocker or spocker techniques that takes finger banging to a whole new level. Instead of the "two, one" combo found in the shocker, the shredder is the crossing of the index and middle finger and the crossing of the ring and pinky finger. If done right, this technique will shred any girl brave enough to try.

hey trev, did you bang that girl last night?

no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!

by Shank Diesel October 12, 2007

Shedded

To get very drunk.

I got totally shedded at the bar last night.

by DJR February 23, 2004

a shed

Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park

Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"

by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008

shed session

when a group of people (esp. drummers) get together and practice their chops. other instruments can accompany them, but its mainly drum solos, and grooves. extremely fun if your with a great group of drummers.

"you wanna get together for a shed session tonight? Aaron Spears is gonna be there!"

by quakeroatsinmyass May 3, 2008