Jacques Shitté

Jack Shit's French cousin

You don't know Jacques Shitté

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 8, 2020

shot the shitter

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up

*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"

by AnyaSpice123456 December 4, 2013

Joey Saitta

A youtuber who makes dope fortnite edits and a spoiled kid who has his parents buy all his things for his gaming setup.

yo did you see that new Joey Saitta YouTube video his parents paid for the entire thing

by YungDaggerfe February 19, 2019

shitting upstream

In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.

Example:

Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.

by PTouch August 21, 2009

cliff shitter

Derogatory reference to a native american. Especially certain tribes that used cliffs as dwellings. One would assume that if they lived on the side of a cliff, they would either shit in or off the side of the cliff.

Looks like the cliff shitters just built another casino.

by Tigerwoodsbabymama January 6, 2010

shitty fuck

1. When someone rubs their ass-crack up and down a guy's boner. Similar to a titty fuck, except using the ass. Not to be confused with anal sex.

2. Poor quality sexual intercourse.

1. I wouldn't mind a shitty fuck from J-Lo while I sit in this chair.

2. That was a shitty fuck I had with Jessica in the changeroom, because she was tired and uninterested (I was the 3rd guy she banged today), and some creep was peaking at us.

by Bango Bett September 21, 2005

shitting around

One who sits around on there ass all day not doing a damn thing.

Instead of doing her homework Elizabeth sat around the house just shitting around all day.

by Ryan Metro April 9, 2008