sausage invasion

items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms

put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.

after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.

by trojan-man November 9, 2009

Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005

Adequately sausaged

Simply put, it's when someone has had a satisfying sexual experience,

'Hey Ben, how was your night with that girl?'
'She was adequately sausaged , mate! she was adequately sausaged indeed! *insert fist bump .. or high five ... or a similar celebratory action*

by M3gnificent November 8, 2017

Sausage Wallet

A slut. Women who makes money by sleeping with men.

That sausage wallet sleeps with anything with a heart beat and a penis.

by J-Lee November 9, 2007

sausage-central

Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.

Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.

by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005

sausage wallet

elizabethan (medevil) term for whore

Jim: How many guys have you slept with?
Sally: Alot.
Jim: God you're a sausage wallet!

by Pirate Queen010 April 6, 2008

Sausage party

A lame party were there is more crossing swords than anything because of the large amounts of male genetiles rolling everywhere.

Bob: Dude move your dick out of the way!!!!
Gerard:Aww sorry man God damn this is such a sausage party!!!

by no way seriously December 25, 2009