salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

salty helmet

to leave a deposit of man juice on the head of a sleeping person

I went home with a random and left her a salty helmet for her troubles

by manfurd November 27, 2005

Salty batch

Semen, Jism, Cum

When making love, I prefer to pull out before releaseing my salty batch.

by backdrft76 January 30, 2011

salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

salty sanchez

when a girl licks a mans balls after a hot salty day.

girl i gots some sodium waiting for your mouth

by Reuben March 23, 2005

salty ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 14, 2006

salty goodness

someone who is really hot

omg, look at that guy! his totally salty goodness

by stace September 09, 2003