small penis rule

A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.

Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.

Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.

Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.

Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.

by Slartibartfast11 April 11, 2011

Jungle Rules

The application of drinking rules to an otherwise normal, non-drinking game; often applied to video games

"We were playing Madden with jungle rules. Everytime he scored a touchdown I had to take a shot."

by sizzlle February 13, 2010

Rule 25

Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

Me:What a nice day.
Person 1:ya unusually great
Person 2:*makes a spelling mistake*
Others:Fail
Person 3:Have you finished tomorrows homework??
Me:Fcuk, We Have a homework, FML!!(Rule 25)

by Maklak December 4, 2011

goon rules

it's like
1.if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
2.You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
3.You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,

lil wayne-a milli

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!!
Motherfucker I'm ill

by MiZz eShA MaRiE October 14, 2008

The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!

negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

by mohair July 9, 2007

Rule 34g

Google literally anything and scroll down the images far enough, and you will eventually find porn. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Dude, I tried to disprove rule 34g for 'Seabiscuit' ... and couldn't"

Guy 2: "Ouch, that must've been rough"

by TK775 November 10, 2010

Rules of deviantArt

Rule #1- Any single name or thing on dA probably has another version of it with "the hedgehog" in front of it.

Rule #2- If you make an original piece of art chances are you wont get any more then 40 views, Unless you look for friends who like your art.

Rule #3- There isn't a point to have a fan-art area of site because people post their crappy fan-art where-ever, making it very difficult to get views. (refer back to Rule #2)

I realize that in order to become a better deviant I must look at Rules of deviantArt

by FancyMrHandsome November 13, 2011