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the Roman handshake

A sexual term used for Doggy Style sex. It occurs when the man and woman grab each other by the forearms during doggy style intercourse.
The Roman Handshake: The woman's arms are raised behind her body, and the man grabs on to her forearms for stabilty and positioning during doggy style sex.
by D.Roberts April 21, 2006
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Roman Helmet

Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.
Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"
by Urban Dictionaire August 30, 2010
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roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.
"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"
by nonono November 29, 2007
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Ghetto Romance

An inexpensive, intoxicating beverage made from cheap vodka and either Kool-Aid or an additional dirt-cheap Fruit Juice like substance.
Dude...why's it called Ghetto Romance?

Well, because it's got cheap booze and kool-aid in it...two things poor people love.
by JamesCapp July 6, 2005
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romance

the most weirdest yet exiting feeling ever to be felt in this universe. love
dude 1:man im feeling romance with my girl
dude2: that must be weird
by ur more gay that robin April 18, 2006
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Romanian Kiss

When someone bites someone else's neck, from the fact that the "original" Dracula was from Romania (NOT Transylvania).
Guy #1: "man, that girl just gave me a romanian kiss!"

Guy #2: "Ouch!"
by Blargman March 28, 2007
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The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
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