Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

felony rings

A circle of powder, ringing the inside of one's nostril which can be left over (or I suppose even BUILD UP) from the ingestion of an illegal drug in powder form by "snorting", or quickly inhaling said powder through a small straw or glass tube (usually known as a "Tooter")inserted directly into a nostril. Most common among cocaine users; however, the term "felony ring" was first coined by meth-amphetamine users, since if the wrong person noticed, it could lead to a felony charge, as the laws are quite strict and harsh for what could be considered MINISCULE amounts of the drug. In essence, a felony ring contains enough of the drug, in weight, for one to be charged with a felony.

(In the same sense as two friends who are running a few quick checks on each other's appearance before going into a packed night club)

"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"

by fLexicOnartist February 6, 2008

Nelson ring

The hickie one gets around his asshole after receiving a nelson.

"I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--they'll probably mis-interpret this nelson ring your mom gave me last night."

by Guslah August 2, 2008

Yellow Ring

The yellow fainted ring around a certain type of girl's vagina. Usually the girl is pale and has crusty hair and most likely has cottage cheese legs.

I wouldn't go near that girls yellow ring of death!

by wolverine311 November 12, 2010

Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010