Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.
My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.
by Mike January 26, 2005
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
"I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--they'll probably mis-interpret this nelson ring your mom gave me last night."
by Guslah July 11, 2008
The yellow fainted ring around a certain type of girl's vagina. Usually the girl is pale and has crusty hair and most likely has cottage cheese legs.
by wolverine311 November 11, 2010
A circle of powder, ringing the inside of one's nostril which can be left over (or I suppose even BUILD UP) from the ingestion of an illegal drug in powder form by "snorting", or quickly inhaling said powder through a small straw or glass tube (usually known as a "Tooter")inserted directly into a nostril. Most common among cocaine users; however, the term "felony ring" was first coined by meth-amphetamine users, since if the wrong person noticed, it could lead to a felony charge, as the laws are quite strict and harsh for what could be considered MINISCULE amounts of the drug. In essence, a felony ring contains enough of the drug, in weight, for one to be charged with a felony.
(In the same sense as two friends who are running a few quick checks on each other's appearance before going into a packed night club)
"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"
"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"
by fLexicOnartist February 06, 2008
Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.
by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012
A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum
Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit
by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018