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retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
by Icbat December 9, 2008
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retarded

humans are all retarded
by Skives May 21, 2018
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Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.
Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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Retarded Animal Babies

A seriously funny flash cartoon that many people think is a blatant ripoff of the flash cartoon series "Happy Tree Friends". This is not true, simply because the characters talk and make jokes in RAB, whereas in Happy Tree Friends the only "humor" is pointless violence.
by Wo0gy May 22, 2005
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retardi b

a retardi b is someone who thinks they are cooler than everyone else just because they know all the words to Cardi B's songs. they think they are cool but in reality they look very stupid, hence the name, "retardi b"
"ugh there maddie goes with her stupid rapping"
"i know, she thinks she's talented but shes really just making a retardi b of herself"
by rosemaryeety August 25, 2019
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retardaphobia

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital
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Retta

Retta is one of the sweetest people you will meet. She is a people pleaser, cannot take a compliment to save her life. Retta is a tall girl with dark curly hair, she loves to learn songs and sing a lot. If you become friends with a Retta, hold on to that friendship because she will stick with you through your highest points and your lowest, but don’t mess which her because even though she is sweet, Retta also can take you down a notch if she needs to.
That’s my friend Retta right there
by Ladybird1958 November 4, 2018
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