ranch

to be a shitter a walking L and the worst thing on the world

you see christian over there he is such a ranch

by anguspitts April 2, 2022

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)

Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.

by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021

Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.

“You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

Shagri La Ranch

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.

If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.

That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!

by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019