Battle Lake Rodeo

Two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others anus.

John: Hey Bill, what size shoe do you wear?
Bill: Size 12, why?
John: Just wondering, you want to do a Battle Lake Rodeo with me later?
Bill: Hell yeah!!

by DXbuddie September 2, 2011

Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.

You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!

by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 27, 2012

The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward

guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges

Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017

Rhode Island Rodeo

When your girl crab walks around the bedroom while you have sex in the missionary position. If the sex is going badly, there can be whipping involved, sort of like a rodeo.

A: I'd hit that from behind!
B: I'd hit her from the front!
C: Y'all are stupid, I'd Rhode Island rodeo her!

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

8 second rodeo

When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.

Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "

by flapjackal September 23, 2019

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best person ever.

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best bestie ever. Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is Funny and very gay.

by Urmommagayyz December 11, 2021