Rape

The most misused word in the English language.

"I rape you with a gravity hammer"
"Dude, you just got raped by a camper"
"That noob on /b/ got raped"

by SecretAznMan May 20, 2009

Falcon Rape

In super smash bros, while playing with captin falcon, the up B move.

link was just falcon raped off the stage.

by cfalcon69 December 17, 2008

barbed wire rape

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.

Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.

by Someone you just might know June 3, 2010

Rape Cage

American prison. It is assumed that being placed in prison will result in being rape. A large part of the deterrence effect of prison in America is the fear of rape.

Judge: I find you guilty and sentence you to prison.

Defendant: I don't want to go the rape cage.

Judge: You should have thought of that before buying a quarter ounce of marijuana.

by Stargoat July 24, 2011

Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

ninja rape

raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.

1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note

it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.

Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...

by captain rape July 16, 2010

Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012