R Pat

a shortened name given for Robert Pattinson. some teenage girls are too lazy to say his whole name so they gave him a nick name

"R Pat was totally hot when he played in Twilight!"
nuh uh! R Pat was totally better looking when he played Cedric!

by sondrasmiles14 April 21, 2011

Connor r

A man who looks and acts like a weasel. He can only do 5 pull ups and somehow thinks that he’s the man. Many consider him as a bottom brother of the Weasleys. He is often glued to his phone playing a fucking mobile game.

Jon: hey weasel how many pullups have you done? 1?

Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man

Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel

by Calf slicer May 4, 2023

r/wooosh

a thing for someone who doesn't get the joke and sometimes overused

(comment section on reddit/youtube)
"this isn't right!!"
"r/wooosh"
"it's a joke calm down"

by asukatari February 23, 2021

R. kelly

The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.

Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!

by R@ygold gives you wings! April 24, 2006

R. Kelly

African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.

R. Kelly having sex with a girl who is under the age of 18, is illegal.

by Courvoisier June 2, 2004

r/196

The apartment of awesome, home of MUG, Spronkus Kronkus, and everyone's favorite Floppa.

goblinhog: please you guys no more porn on r/196
anarcho-stripperism: pweez daddy let me fuck cakes on camera
goblinhog: oh ok you little scamp

by cakefucker June 21, 2022

R-Kritikal

An aspiring rap artist who represents Sacramento and all of the Northern California area.

did you hear that new track from R-Kritikal?

by R-Kritikal September 8, 2008