General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in

Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”

by rizzperez March 6, 2025

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Quarter Jade

A twitch streamer who is a girl and has pink hair. Her name is Jodi. She plays Valorant. She sucks at minecraft

Person 1: holy who is that girl

Person:2 That’s Quarter Jade she so hot
Person 1: is she single?

by Iamnametehe June 5, 2021

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3rd quarter

Not the only quarter not to lose focus. It does no good to start a quarter focused if you're not going to finish it focused, and vice versa. Even if you're a young team without the experience, stats, or weapons of an opponent, you can still get things done if don't lose your focus.

Improving in a 3rd quarter shouldn't take focus away from everything else you're already doing.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

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