Pimpin' Lincoln

(Noun) A man's beard sculpted to look like that of Abraham Lincoln, after whom the style is named. The beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. The beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. Not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.

Dude, his beard looks like Lincoln's.

Yeah man, it's a Pimpin' Lincoln.

by Pimpin' Lincoln August 11, 2009

pimpin' it forward

Being nice to a person in order to get sex from them in the future.

That cocktease was so uptight about shagging me now that I started pimpin' it forward hoping she'd shag me later.

by DeuceyBigbelow September 24, 2009

Pimpinitis

A Godlike Sickness giving you the ability to (refer to these) Pimp Slap, Smack a hoe, Bounce, and eat the yum yum. Symptoms of pimpinitus are listed below:
Disco Fever
"Swelling"

Swag
Hustlin
Slappin Yo bitches, and making your Ho Count more than five alows you catch pimpinitis, you may not pass it off and it is given to the lucky Few

Wow dude look, hitlers pimpinitis

by lightblack101 January 1, 2010

Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.

Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.

by arroni January 22, 2010

Pimpin' My Chronicles

When the slave owner yells at me to get back to work

Stop sittin around and start pimpin' my chronicles!

by chief mojo risin June 21, 2010

Pimpingly Bangin

1) awesomeness something that is really cool. Something that was freaking amazing.

2)Fucking, like a pimp.

1) That was pimpingly bangin.

2) That guy at the club was pimpingly bangin those bitches.

by cdogdog July 6, 2010

pimpin' blimp

1: cool blimps or just blimps in general

2: pimped out blimp w/ platinum and purple shag carpets

OMG when I grow up my rich husband's going to buy me a pimpin' blimp.

by HannerBananers October 29, 2010