putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ?
person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.

1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"

by engineergoby April 3, 2017

Pushing the cork out of the bottle

The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.

She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.

by Chickthree52 April 18, 2018

Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

Pushing Brownies

When a man sticks his penis up a girls bum. (Anal)

"Hey buddy what you doing" said john. "Me and daisy and pushing brownies right now bro".

by Evanob2002 December 11, 2018

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019