Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
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by Mr. Cracka September 14, 2008
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-Biz Markie
"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"
-Biz Markie
"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"
by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009
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by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009
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