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Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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porch monkey

"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .
Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !
by DiggyDodge YO !!! May 12, 2007
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porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
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porch honky

People who sit in the garage at zatch house and fire bottle rockets at the rap studio next door while drinking foties and box of win.
The porch honky should get off his ass and get a job.
by Mr. Cracka September 14, 2008
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porchy

a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey
-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"
by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009
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Porch Sitter

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.
by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009
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Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)
by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010
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