Ponkelette

When an omelette is made very poorly by someone, and the yolk gets stuck to the pan and turns out brown (like a pancake.) The word is a combination of "Omelette" and "Pancake". Thus, Ponkelette.

"You're an awful cook. look! You made a Ponkelette!"

by Magical Unicorn Mayonaise January 9, 2010

plonk!

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.

That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.

by golden cobra July 13, 2011

Plonkite

An utter plonker - someone who is exceptionally silly or is just an all round idiot

Fred looses his wallet
"Fred you absolute plonkite"

by bifs101 November 10, 2016

prankalert

the best youtube channel out there, its also a meme

this youtube channel is a prankalert

by Nelismannetje69 January 27, 2017

Poonkan

A woman's genitalia i.e vagina

Girl, let me see your poonkan

by RennyR February 13, 2017

prank

see practical joke

just a prank bro

by Ÿello June 14, 2017

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017