POMA

stands for piss out my ass. from an episode out south park.

after eating taco bell I took a huge poma when I got home.

I was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma'd on her when she was sleeping.
me and my friend poma'd on our teacher's desk after we failed a test

I opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.

by PISS!ASS! July 4, 2011

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009

premature evaporation

When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"

Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month

by g'nite luve May 14, 2009

Prematurely hot

When a young girl/teen is pretty and not old enough to be 'hot' but will certainly grow to be a real stunner. Currently she is 'prematurely hot'.

Ooo look at her. She is kinda pretty she's prematurely hot I bet. Give her a few years and i'd love to Bang her.

by d Jace b July 14, 2009

prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

by euphemismo January 18, 2008

Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

faux ploma

A GED, also called the General Equivalency Diploma or also known as the Good Enough Diploma, which is generally recieved by people who are either too lazy, stupid or ignorant to recieve a regular high school diploma during their first time around in school.

Adam finally got his faux ploma and it only took him 20 years after high school to do it.

by Dantothaizzo May 31, 2007