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Popcorn machine

Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.
Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.
by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024
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Popcornussy

A novelty popcorn bucket or container used by theater chains to promote the release of a new movie that can be viewed as sexually suggestive and imagined as masturbation aids.
“Who needs a date when you have the Dune popcornussy? Gonna tame that sandworm like Timothee Chalamet.”

“Yo, put some extra butter in my Ghostbusters popcornussy. Slimer really chafed me last time.”

“Can’t wait to see what the popcornussy for the new Shrek movie looks like.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
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Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024
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popcorn pussy

popcorn pussy is when a girl pops her pussy for everyone aka a whore
when you see a popcorn pussy you say “it smells like butter out here”- person 1 “it’s cause sara is out here”- person 2 “yeah she’s such a popcorn pussy”-person 3
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popcorn without the pco

A sentence that kids use to talk about porn
"I watch popcorn... without the pco"
"What's that?"
"popcorn without the pco is porn."
by toodlesthe8ball December 2, 2024
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Popcorn Jarfing

similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture
"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"

"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"
by #1 popcorn jarfer January 23, 2025
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Popcorn Pegging

From the realm of popcorn jarfing, this act is where you pour popcorn kernels into your partner's asshole, lube your dick using lighter fluid, and set it on fire. As you penetrate your partner's kernel filled asshole, the kernels will pop.
"How was the prostitute you hired last night?"
"Dude she was super freaky! She explained what popcorn pegging was, and I was really into it! You've gotta try it!"
by #1 popcorn jarfer January 28, 2025
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