Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

by akimb0 April 25, 2011

Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.

When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking

by davids33 November 14, 2011

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016