The reason people hate children, pokémon was invented by an asshole in Japan. It soon spread and consumed the globe more efficiently and more quickly than the bubonic plague.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.
guy 1"What the hell is this shit?"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"
by got_human? February 11, 2005
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Get the Pokemon mug.A Gay show. I only liked the First Season, after the first season Pokemon pretty much gayed itself.
Why you all ask? Inuyasha would kick ANY Pokemon's ass. And aside from that> There is rarely any other plots then Team Rocket trying to take Pikachu (You think they would explode from trying to hard after the first few seasons!) The Team traveling, then getting in some stupid Battle in which the main characters Rarely EVER lose. They always say "I got the *insert name here* badge!" God, I think the 4Kids version of One Piece actually is good because of Pokemon <.<
And Pokemon would be cool if they quit making the anime after Misty or Brock left. But instead they had to gay it up by adding more crap to the series <_<
The only thing I own of Pokemon is the 1997 Pokedex, Big Money for nerds. One thing you can do with the older Merchandise, SELL IT ON EBAY!
Why you all ask? Inuyasha would kick ANY Pokemon's ass. And aside from that> There is rarely any other plots then Team Rocket trying to take Pikachu (You think they would explode from trying to hard after the first few seasons!) The Team traveling, then getting in some stupid Battle in which the main characters Rarely EVER lose. They always say "I got the *insert name here* badge!" God, I think the 4Kids version of One Piece actually is good because of Pokemon <.<
And Pokemon would be cool if they quit making the anime after Misty or Brock left. But instead they had to gay it up by adding more crap to the series <_<
The only thing I own of Pokemon is the 1997 Pokedex, Big Money for nerds. One thing you can do with the older Merchandise, SELL IT ON EBAY!
Pokemon sucks Nards
OMFG! POKEMON IS ON! TURN IT TO THE REAL ESTATE CHANNEL!
Have you noticed the word EMO is in PokEMOn
OMFG! POKEMON IS ON! TURN IT TO THE REAL ESTATE CHANNEL!
Have you noticed the word EMO is in PokEMOn
by Meowbark May 20, 2007
Get the Pokemon mug.Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Mpskyman April 24, 2023
Get the Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, mug.I had to see the smartest pokemon's brain with an electronic microscope, but even so, it looked as big a piece of dust but had no evil.
by Anonymous May 3, 2003
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