women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.

I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.

by canadianwinters December 28, 2014

Cheeky pointy

The act of pressing a mans nipples against cold glass until they are protruding the putting on a deep v and walking around pretending that they are a woman.

Awesome guy 1: hey checkout that chick in the deep v. Awesome guy 2: eww fuck do u not realise thats jacob doing a cheeky pointy

by nip paul June 4, 2014

bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.

Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.

by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014

bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.

Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.

by HM Smith September 11, 2014

yupster points

1. Chill a.f.
2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows

3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well

McDonald's and Walmart franchise owners do not possess yupster points because they don't pay living wages and the majority of employees use food stamps

by O___b June 27, 2016

friend points

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship

Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!

by kevin135! June 11, 2016