Butt Pissing

The act of defecating so much diarrhea it sounds like urine hitting the water.

Damn bruh that’s not pee I’m straight butt pissing.

by Dr. Timmy Dangle April 4, 2026

within pissing distance

"within pissing distance" means a short distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"

by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025

Urban Pissionary

Urban Dictionary but pissy

You gotta check the Urban Pissionary for that one.

by GABEBESTX1771 December 30, 2025

Prince of pissing people off

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.

The Prince of pissing people off was the first South Carolina citizen to be on the NY Times Bestselling Author list.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

today was pissin

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !

Dude... today was pissin!

by Metal bunny ^_^ February 12, 2022

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023