Pimp Simpin

A “movement” for when you are with the boys and ur simpin.

Bob: “Yo what’s up Ben.”
Ben: ”Yo the boys are here, and we’re pimp simpin in here, you should come over bro.”

by Sogino April 5, 2020

Pimp Canny

Style, Pimp Like Grace and Swagger. Doing something to better your position in life.

Im going to do this task to the best of my ability, Im going to do it like a Pimp Canny.

by Tommy Mouscardy November 25, 2007

pimp loaf

A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.

Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?

by jamesjones3 June 7, 2017

pimp bath

A shower that only includes the washing of the mouth, hands, and genital region. Usually taken or given after a frowned upon sexual event the night before when there is no time for an actual bath.

I woke up next to the beast, ran home and took a pimp bath.

by Snookiezinc September 20, 2009

Pimp Snuggle

When a shoulder massage is given to the performer of felatio on their partner

"I said suck my dick, Monique. If you swallow, I might be nice enough to Pimp Snuggle next time."

"I only Pimp Snuggle with my main bitch. That's way too intimate or random hook ups."

by Pimphandstrong August 21, 2013

pimp stamp

n. a tattoo placed above the crotch, the antonym of "tramp stamp"

My new pimp stamp is gonna say "hey, you have nice eyes", that should be suitably creepy and weird.

by somedamnthing April 10, 2013

anti-pimp

a man or a woman who protects someone from a prostitutes pimp for avoiding paying.

You gonna call your pimp? Go ahead, my anti-pimp is on his way.

by tobaccoforrester October 26, 2009