child pet 

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

child pet by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007

Teacher's Pet 

A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.

Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.

Teacher's Pet by Professor.Joe April 26, 2023

Lemme pet your squirrel 

'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.

As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".

Lemme pet your squirrel by glizzydilf July 31, 2015

Pillow pet 

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations

I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over

Pillow pet by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019

freddy pet

a pet in adopt me but it has freddy in it

Can we trade freddy pets?

freddy pet by BUTYOURVOICEISHOTSAM June 6, 2021

Cushion Pet 

Cushion Pets are a cheap nock-off of pillow pets. cushion pets are sold 20 dollars more even though they are not brand name. You can tell it is a cushion pet when there are minor flaws like the nose is different.

That pillow pet is so cool!, No it's a Cushion Pet.

Cushion Pet by d0ntt0uchmyhaiir November 10, 2010

The Pet 

When a guy proceeds to hold a girl's hand but has no idea how to do so, therefore he pets your arm as if it were Fido on the living room couch.

"Hey Jessica, how was your date with Jason tonight?"
"It was perfect until we sat down to dinner. I was in the middle of a ping war with Brenda when he started doing the pet."

The Pet by Silvs April 9, 2009