parent trap

When a guy is having unprotected sex with a girl and just as he is about to pull out, she wraps her legs around his body. As a result, the guy cums in the girl's vagina and may result in pregnancy.

Dude1: "Dude this damn chick pulled the parent trap on me."
Dude2: "Holy Shit! U better get a job to support that child."

by pistons32 May 11, 2009

parenting

Being a parent. (Children optional.) (I mean, seriously, if it were about children the term would mention children.) (But it's "parenting," which means it's all about me, the parent, and the child, if any, is merely an accessory, like my handbag or my iPhone.) (Only more expensive.)

My mother and father all but killed themselves raising my brothers and sisters and me. I'm so glad my generation invented parenting instead.

by ak4mc February 20, 2011

Parent-proof

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.

I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.

by thenewregime August 6, 2010

Parnets

Unlike a parent, the parnet is one who uses their child (once they become the age to get a job, 16 and older) to pay the bills and take care of them until they die. The child of the parnet usually is trapped at the parents side for fear of being cast out of the family or other things. The term Parnet, Par referring to parent and net referring to a trap. The children are also known to be under complete control of the parnet in the work place, in their own private time and in their social lives.

Timmy will not be able to have a social life this year. Since he is old enough for a job, his parnets want him to have a job and pay the bills.

by Ember69 November 21, 2010

Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016

Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010

parentrition

the inevitable attrition of parental strictness enjoyed by the youngest children in large families.

"They spanked their first child; they gave time-outs to their second child; they negotiated with their third child; most of the time, they have no idea where their fourth child is--it's a textbook case of parentrition."

by Nerdzar June 16, 2012