paper raper

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai

dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.

by jenou April 28, 2007

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

Paper Phone

A cell phone that only text messages

Most fake women on dating sites use paper phones.

by Cyber sex master July 3, 2017

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Ellen Page

THE hottest actress that ever lived!
I think I am in love with her, Coz' I can't stop thinking about her and and she is the only thing I can think about!

Ellen Page is so hot!

by Scott Daniel Bates April 14, 2008

jimmy page

Guitar god of the 70's. Founder and producer of the most influecial rock/ heavy metal bands in history. His greatness is a landmark for guitarists today to reach. Without Led where the hell would be now?

Jimmy Page kicks you ass with songs like Whole Lotta Love and Heartbreaker, but Stairway to Heaven is something on its own.

by RockGod April 5, 2005

paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013