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flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.
Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.
by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017
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twack pack

A collection of items carried and commonly used by meth addicts
I have a flashlight, 26 batteries, 14 rigs, and lotion In my twack pack.
by Dg1994 April 25, 2017
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5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.
Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.
by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”
by El ritardo July 6, 2019
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Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague
Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."
by OwlLamp October 7, 2015
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meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.
After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.
by Ben March 24, 2005
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