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promised land

I'd love to touch her promised land
by Dana Mix August 17, 2003
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Promisecuity

The constant reneging or breaking of promises
The recent rash of promisecuity among close friends makes for no wonder that trust is hard to cultivate and keep.
by Wordsmithing fool July 22, 2008
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promiscuity

having fuck with anyone, anything, and animals. A mixture of diverse or unrelated parts of individuals; a hodgepodge
Emmanuelle fall into sexual fantasy in HongKong. She goes to beach garden,where many hong kong asian prostitue show her vagina and the perverts suck and stroke them. Emmanuelle attract 3 caucasians and one gives cock into her gorge, another suck and lick her tits,and the other insert eracted penis into her soaked wet pussy. It is just promiscuity.
by purinsy October 18, 2008
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promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005
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Republican Premise

A statement for which there is no evidence but has been repeated so many times people assume it to be true.
"It's a well-known fact that both John and Robert Kennedy both had affairs with Marilyn Monroe."
"That's just a Republican premise. There's no verifiable evidence either man knew her apart from professionally as an entertainer."
by patricking September 22, 2016
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Promises, Promises

Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted too true
In the beginning
I loved you right through
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In love forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
by Death Menace November 18, 2022
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Promiss

PromĀ·iss
n.
1.a. A false declaration assuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. A verbal disguise to 'promise'. Something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. Indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. Destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. A professional miss. E.g. Fernando Torres.

v. promĀ·issed, promĀ·issĀ·ing, promĀ·issĀ·es
'I promiss I'll do it next time.'
by THE UNCONSCIOUS THE WISE ONE December 5, 2013
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