Poomper

A female who performs an extreme act of flatulence whether by voluntary or involuntary action.

After a night of Mexican food Carmen became the biggest Poomper I know.

by mike66gill January 15, 2009

Poopedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. When a turd-log comes out with such propulsion as to resemble a torpedo shooting from the ass.

I barely made it to the toilet before that poopedo shot out my ass.

by Smoy August 3, 2009

Poopcrastinate

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012

der poopenhausen

1. v. Anal sex.

2. n. The old brown eye.

1. Jer and Rontele took turns going der poopenhausen on each other.

2. "Two in the pink and one in der poopenhausen"

by blurred December 20, 2007

poopee

When you urgently got to poo and pee at the same time

Dude, I really gotta poopee

This is beyond number 2, this is poopee

by whatsittoya2009 November 6, 2009

poonerang

When a guy breaks up with one of his girls and moves away, but comes back and has anal sex with her in the back door...by which I mean her ass.

Poonerang is a portmanteau word created by fusing poon with boomerang.

"Remember Karen? Well, I totally got some of that poonerang off of her when I went home for Thanksgiving."

by Sean Gray December 28, 2005

pooperdunkles

1. Name given to the poop balls stuck inside of a cat's butthole after the cat takes a poop.

1. Dude look at your cat it has pooperdunkles left inside its asshole.

by SFSplaya June 17, 2007