Poofta

N. One who is a faggot, gay, or enjoys the company (especially in the anus) of other men. Frequently enjoys the thrusting of the male genetalia into his own or anothers anus. A male who listens to Celine Dion (for pleasure) and dyes his hair blue can be and should be considered a poofta. Also, one who dresses in the manner characterized by Elton John, and/or The Village People.

Peterson is such a poofta.

P.1 Hey what's that man doing dressed like Elton John?
P.2 Probably trying to impress the man dressed like The Village people.
P.2 Pooftas.

by Poofta Hunter 2000 May 21, 2006

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra May 13, 2005

poofboy

A male prison inmate who is very effeminate, models women's clothes and serves as an anal fucktoy for the cell block ass bandits.

Hal was Bubba's best poofboy.

by slud September 4, 2003

poofter kat

A “poofter kat” is a person or object which is disliked, or which is felt to be stupid. Sometimes used as a reference to a homosexual.

The term originated from PK chewing gum, when someone tried to figure out what the initials PK stood for. For that reason, the word "kat" must always be spelt with a 'k', not a 'c'.

"This is a poofter kat of a game."
"Rocky is a bit of a poofter kat."

by arkanis50 January 7, 2005

poofdie

The lower bulge of fat that protrudes below the belt line on obese women though men can certainly display a large poofdie as well. Often accentuated by a long zipper or pleats. Sometimes there is a single poofdie, or a double-wide poofdie. The creation of it is often the result of pants pulled up way to high, giving the illusion of a very small torso since the belt is often in contact with the breast/chest area and the belt is way above the belly button zone.

Ralph's a poofdie lovin chubby chaser. If the chick has a large poofdie, he's all over it.

Did you see that guy's poofdie!!?!?!?? When's the last time he's seen his johnson?

by Cab Callaway March 1, 2006

Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

poofters

a group of homosexual and dumb individuals, that lack the mental ability to use their brain and common sense.

Nick and Andy are poofters, as they do not understand what homophobic means.
Daniel, Kyle and Will are all poofters as they lack any sort of common sense.

by hazzgitt March 2, 2020