porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022

mochi pondus

When you go through the motion, like a fish through the ocean

Very kjut very mochi pondus

by hot ninja February 25, 2023

Norfolk pondskimmer

When one person pees on the floor while one's friend is in the stall, said friend in the stall slaps butt checks on the floor to make a rhythm to a song.

Joshua passed all over the floor and shad did a Norfolk pondskimmer to the beat of let the body's hit the floor.

by Richard the nipple man June 15, 2023

sandra ponde

Sandra ponde is typically a devil in human form. She tends to take alot of cock that causes a deformation in the wastal areas of her body in her later years. She doesn't like children and often treats them as slaves to feel power and authority over them. She tends to marry older men. She behaves very controlling but is just trying to make you afraid

Miss sandra

ponde is the worst.

Sandra ponde is not fit to raise/teach these kids

by Harrymcdonald November 22, 2023

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 29, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025