paton

n. 'Yer maw'

Your paton was good last night!

by haanz November 17, 2003

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

platoon push

When the majority or entire infantry platoon runs a train a random whore

Hey man wasn't that platoon push awesome last night?

Yeah it was sweet, but I was last so i had to rub one side of her vag becasue she was so spread open.

by muskrat mayhem June 28, 2010

platonovac

its such a retarded and akward complex that when someone walks by and sees it happening.. they just stare expressionless for 30 seconds and then keep walking, because it is so incorrect and obscene its not even that incorrect and obscene but their brains just cant process it. its also so sad and emotionally akward that even i dont want to explain it... not sad in the "pathetic" way i mean said like when your pet dies... its just sad.

she wants to say something to break the platonovac enviroment and to break the wall of casual conversations but everytime he walks in the door it becomes clouded and impossible... he doesnt notice any signs of interest.

she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.

by blackblackblack1713 January 13, 2011

platoxic

An abusive, off-kilter, or dysfunctional male-female friendship

Evelyn and Richard can't be "just friends." It was bad enough when they were dating and abusive; if they become "just friends," they'll be platoxic.

by Vi O'Late August 27, 2013

platonicralysis

Platonicralysis is the inability to see other people as romantic interests because one is stuck in platonic friendship (or friendzone) with his or her current romantic interest. It's a romantic paralysis for a person in platonic relationship with their onetis

Poor John, he's so into this girl Mary who friendzoned him that he cannot see other interesting girls around him. He's got platonicralysis.

by JP08 May 26, 2014

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 7, 2016