The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
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Get the business plant mug.The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
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Get the Plant Eating Pussy mug.Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
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