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Placebeau Effect

Occurs when a girl thinks she has found a man that will make all her dreams come true. It doesn't matter about reality--because she views him as her 'beau'--she becomes oblivious to his shortcomings and is totally enamored with the smallest of things. Even a one-word text message becomes loaded with meaning for her.
(Girl looks at her phone and smiles, all dreamy-eyed)

Roommate: what's up? You look tooooo happy...

Girl: oh nothing, I just got the sweetest text from Cedric!

Roommate: (cynically) Really! What pearl of wonderfulness did he say, if you don't mind my asking..

Girl: (with stars in her eyes) he said "Sup!"

Roommate: (muttering quietly) It's the friggin' placebeau effect at work again...
by Belch Queen June 12, 2019
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Office Placebo

The worker that has everyone fooled, the fraud of the workstaff, appearing to be very hard worker when in fact doesn't really do anything
Dana : Tom was working so late last night, he send me a work email at 11:30pm.
Murphy: Dana, you're so naive, Tom's the office placebo ... he sent that from that club while dancing with the ladies.
by LastGreatNobody March 28, 2009
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french place mat

by Xxx Requis Blackman XXX November 30, 2020
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grace the place

to show up at a person's home unannounced or unexpectedly, often with a carload of people
- Does anybody know what Sally is doing tonight?

- I called her earlier, but she did not answer.

- Okay, let's just stop by her house and grace the place.
by G-gunk August 20, 2013
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never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.
You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.
by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018
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all over the place

He's all over the place. I'm not believing what he's saying.
by lazardel October 5, 2013
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Captain Planet

Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!
Guy: You got glass in my eyes..
Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!"
*boots
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"
by Ghost Dog X August 12, 2009
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