Bag-piped

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

by Jr0ckk February 06, 2020

Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.

Check out her drain pipe!

by ilikedrainpipes February 25, 2011

Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017

Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017