broken pipe

Empty pipe.

Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!

by hippie mafia January 13, 2014

Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.

The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.

by MrSaije May 5, 2021

Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.

I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.

by teddytugginpitts October 15, 2014

sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.

by The wee hag January 27, 2017

Iron Pipe

1.) The act of doing an unassisted keg stand. 2.) The act of a solo keg stand.

Guy one: "Dude, did you see Chris do an unassisted keg stand???"

Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"

by armyman56m July 25, 2010

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Pipe the Mic

When you fart loud into the microphone.

Pipe the Mic - This nigga just piped the mic and farted!

by slimeshady July 28, 2019