Fuckin' Pat

An overall dawg. May have some downers, but overall is living the life.

Bro its fuckin' pat bro

by Lil Dander February 13, 2023

pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009

ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden May 20, 2018

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

g-spot pat

when you tap on the grafenberg spot with your finger.

The g-spot pat gave the stay-at-home wife an orgasm.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

tu wa ga pat

short form of satu dua tiga empat
mean: one two three four

tu wa ga pat... *music starts*

by kakiko July 25, 2019

Dick pic pat

April 4th is national dick pic pat day! Send dick pics to all your buddies!

Dick pic Pat:
A person created from gay parents.

Dale: Hey man it’s April 4th!
Jake Tonn: eeewwwwwww

by Take Jonn December 15, 2019