Dargon Palace

If you happen to live within 150 miles of Harrisonburg, Virginia and you want your asshole to experience a thrashing sure to burn harder than the lava at Pompeii, you had best head to Dargon Palace. The Palace is a restaurant that serves Chinese food, as well as American ice cream and probably cat if you really want to know. Many people don't know that Dargon Palace exists, but if you live in Virginia and ever been outside and thought "Fuck, it really smells like ass today" chances are high that you just caught a whiff of the cooking that goes on in Dargon Palace.

Note: We are not trying to be racist about the cat thing, we just genuinely believe that you can eat that cat there. We aren't even trying to make a judgement. Cat actually probably tastes alright.

Bill: Yo, I'm hungry fool. Let's eat
Joe: OK. You want a side of bloody diahrrea with your food?
Bill: Yeah, man!
Joe: Then we should be hitting up Dargon Palace!

Another example:

Will: Dude, I thought you had a cat.
Bob: I did, but then the employees at Dargon Palace broke in and stole it.
Will: Shit, man. I ate there last night.

by The Eater of All the Dung January 4, 2018

CHICKEN PALACE

A 2 MILLION BIRD HEN HOUSE THAT, ON A HOT SUMMER DAY WILL STINK UP STEVE'S HOUSE. It's Huge...."that's what she said".

I am trying to bang the wife but the stench of that Goddamn Chicken Palace is making her lose focus. She knows there are more cocks available in the backyard.

by bosco2323 March 1, 2019

10th Level Paladin

Noun- Someone who plays WoW (World of Warcraft) excessively and cannot talk about anything else.

Verb- Act of being a nerd; Talking about video games non-stop.

Noun-

guy 1- so all Jake will talk about is his new sword in WoW.
guy 2- such a 10th level paladin...

Verb-

guy- so I got a new sword in WoW
girl- Is this ALL you can talk about?
guy- uhh...
girl- Wow, you're a 10th level paladin... just like that guy I just broke up with <leaves>
guy- ...my mom says it's cool.

by Ghost Nappa November 22, 2011

paladino

a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010

I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!

by Jamie Sarvis October 16, 2010

Pimp Palace

Pimp palace was established in 2007 to deliever a sustained yet prosperous growth to all stakeholders. Even though our returns and profit margins are of the uttmost importance to us we are still supporters of certain charities. Lifestyle... FLASHY!!

Pimp Palace existed at 240 Rode Rd, Wavell Heights

by ketampokra February 7, 2010

Chuck Palahniuk

A mediocre, gimmicky writer, whose novels are more about having 500 showy quotes for scene kids to put on their MySpaces rather than taking the time to develop an actual novel. All of his characters are essentially the time, the plot lines and the so-called "twists" are ridiculous and are not as "deep" as many scenesters may think they are. Scenesters love to say that they love him because it makes them appear smart and cultured and well-rounded.

Panic at the Disco is the only reason he has gained any fame.

I used to read Chuck Palahniuk before I became disillusioned and reality set in.


Scenester: Have you read the new Chuck Palahniuk book?
Scenester #2: YEAH. It was just so deep; who knew that the clipboard girl was related to the porn star?
Scenester: It made me think about life, again..
Scenester #2: Yeah. You know. Let's go get high.

PALAHNIUK: pall of knee yuck

by y hallo thar October 8, 2008

poo palace

To screw someone in the ass. Adverb.

Last night I made a poo palace with this ho and it was off the chain!

Also used in rap lyrics -
i.e. "Snap Yo Fingers" - Lil' Jon and E-40
"Make a poo palace"

by DJ Flu August 14, 2006