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procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke
"I'm a constant procrastitoker "
by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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Operation PROTECT

A New Zealand (NZ) military operation established to support the New Zealand governments response to Covid 19. The operation was formed when it was discovered that other NZ government departments were completely incompetent, and entirely incapable of doing anything other than cashing their absorbently high pay checks for doing very little. The NZ military then spent approximately 2 years repeatedly correcting the ineptitude of these government departments and guiding them step by step through the simplest of tasks to ensure the containment of Covid 19. This operation was done in conjunction with maintaining all other NZ military outputs, therefore creating significant fatigue of military personnel. This resulted in excessive attrition of service personnel whom were both frustrated with the governments maladroitness, and the militaries senior leadership for their inability to defend their personnel; and instead were only focused on furthering their own careers.
Mate: So what is Operation PROTECT?

Other mate: The protection of the governments reputation, so everyone doesn't discover they're utterly incompetent and couldn't plan a piss up in a brewery.
by ThatsNotMyRealName2 October 18, 2021
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procrastidab

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke
I always procrastidab before I do anything man..
by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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Programmer

A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer.
Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."
by MidnightWasTwoHoursAgo June 18, 2018
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Prunadigiphobia

The fear of pruny fingers which are obtained by being submerged in water too long.
I never take more than a 5 minute bath because I suffer from prunadigiphobia.
by WiJo03 January 4, 2017
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presick

Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.
"Sorry, I won't be able to join you tomorrow. I am feeling presick right now."
by Danlod2 November 5, 2021
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procrastitoking

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker
I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?
by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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