puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 February 18, 2011

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lean on your own lunch

When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side

Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you

by Ezza N June 21, 2015

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Backing into your own stink

Making a mistake that hurts you

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink

by DocM&M September 04, 2019

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Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by WhyohY January 23, 2023

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