albany dutch oven 

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

albany dutch oven by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

The cuck oven 

A husband , his wife, and another man are all under one blanket. The wife and other man are having sex while the husband is getting cuckolded.

We only had one blanket so we all crawled underneath it. After a while it became apparent to me that was being cuckolded and the I was in the cuck oven

The cuck oven by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

In the oven

It refers to being pregnant

Harry: So, when are you guys gonna start having kids?

Freddy: We have one in the oven right now

In the oven by FluffyMan20 May 10, 2016

Keeping the oven hot 

A term that can be used when one has recently conceived a baby and has become pregnant again shortly after.

Sarah: "Is Susan pregnant again? She's only just had a baby"
Radley: "She's certainly keeping the oven hot"

Keeping the oven hot by StormOfMeme May 6, 2018

lick the oven 

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

lick the oven by MichelleHays June 7, 2018

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire 

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.

Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018

Reverse Dutch oven 

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?

I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night

Reverse Dutch oven by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018