"Man, that party was awesome last night especially when we were getting down on Couch Clubbing"
"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"
"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"
by JiggyJam October 15, 2009
by OG Showtime July 18, 2016
When you're desperate for food, just go searching through the couch cushions for a meal!
usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.
usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.
Annie was so hungry that when she awoke, she dropped down on all fours, paying special attention to the underside of the couch, for sustenance..mm, couch cheetos.
by *smiles* June 06, 2004
to get very very stoned and sit/lay on the couch for hours upon hours and consuming larges amounts of food.
by killtheghoul March 22, 2007
A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain
by skylarskank August 03, 2008
A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
by mhibma May 06, 2006
the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 08, 2011