not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

by masta dragon red April 12, 2010

dog

a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!

aren't dogs a perfect creature

by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019

Dog

The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.

" Yeah I found I found like four dogs in my pants this morning, that party was pretty crazy".

by Togles March 17, 2017

Dog

God but backwards.

A dog must be treated like a good boy at all times.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

Dog

The best animal ever, everyone’s favorite animal. Dogs are furry, funny, curious animals that usually like to play. They are smart, cute, and hilarious. They can be guard dogs and help people, or can just be your best friend. They are loyal and care about you, they usually love visitors, children, or other animals. When they make a mistake (for example if they are puppies) no matter how mad you are, you laugh because they are just to cute to be mad at. They can cuddle with you protect you and love you. They are your best friend.

OMG your dog is so funny!!

by I’malittlegirlthing November 22, 2017

Dog

The kindest, most loyal companion you will ever have. A dog will always be your best friend. They are usually easier to talk to than people.

Dog: Woof, woof. Woof! Woof, woof?
Person: Ahh, yes. I understand.

by worldsfastestsnail December 30, 2018