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online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
by lolicakes March 12, 2011
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BS Online

(Verb)
1. To back stab someone online. Similar to BS in real life

2. To yell to your room-mate---while he is sleeping--- that "Hillary Clinton just got shot!!!" And when he looks at your laptop, you show him your friends bulging nuts on the screen.
ZACH: OMFG LOOK!~!!!!!!!!!! Hillary CLINTON HAS BEEN SHOT!!

(will looks at screen, sees Jon's nuts)

Will: Fuck you Zach, u fag. I hate you! I hope I never see you again.

Zach: Ownd bitch! You just witnessed a fat BS online
by DJ_FUCK_STAFORD May 5, 2008
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myfc online

MYFC Online
is a website called Marry Your Favorite Character Online where you basically do exactally what the title says.
im gonna go marry Kanda on MYFC online!
by NYPD, MYCF, YMFC, CFYM December 3, 2013
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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
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Online Tag

Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!

Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
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Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.
Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.
by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010
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OnlineGhost

OnlineGhost is where someone who constantly updates social media disappears without warning and/or dies and their words are forever online to haunt.

Twitter tag: #OnlineGhost
Has anyone seen Casper?
Reply: Nope
Any updates on Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, Emails etc?
Reply: Nothing for 6 months must be an OnlineGhost
by OnlineGhost April 21, 2011
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