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Head Office

A term that can be used to refer to your wife or girlfriend.

why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.
Person one- Hey man! are you coming to the bachelor party?

Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!
by mengelag June 11, 2009
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Front Office Faded (FOF)

When you are an Investment Banker on Wall Street and go to a club/bar with the intention of getting hammered after a long week of work.
Paul: "Are you going to the club later?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I'm gonna get Front Office Faded (FOF)"
Paul: "Wow, Jeremy is so cool because he is in the Front Office of a major financial institution , and is about to go to a club"
by BulgeBracketBanka February 22, 2018
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White Office Bitch (WOB)

A professional, working office woman with a stern and frequently bitchy attitude. She isn't afraid to use business processes and policies to get the job done.
Stand up participant 1: "How did you go with the contract negotiation?"
Stand up participant 2: "Oh, I got what I needed -- I channeled my inner White Office Bitch (WOB)"
by WhiteOfficeBitch January 7, 2020
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Out of Office Mentality

Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.
Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!
by MJOWIJCHEN November 28, 2011
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just another day at the office

Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.

TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".
Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.

Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.
by Xzaratherg November 19, 2020
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police officer

1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid
I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.

Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011
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