Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

oexterminator

Stupid British Minecrafter who hits cane all day.

You are an oexterminator.

by sexmaster05 July 8, 2022

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022

Osterreich

A band enjoyed by angsty teens around the globe.

Joshua: Did you listen to the new Osterreich bro?
Samuel: Ew No. Cringe

by JoshuasFeet August 9, 2022

Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023