When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.
by ImNotALobster June 7, 2017
Get the It's not a lobster mug.The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.
Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore
" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore
" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.
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An expression used when denying homosexuality but remaining politically correct and without bigotry or homophobia. Usually said after such exclamations as "I'm not gay," etc.
HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.
HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.
"People think just because I use hand lotion and hair gel that I'm gay, but really, I'm not...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
by BrainwashedJerseyGuy January 4, 2008
Get the ...Not that there's anything wrong with that... mug.Scret Lovers are totally not for the best. They should be made to eat Scret pubes and other such Scretty things. Damn them.
by Scret Hatin Moi August 2, 2003
Get the Not for the best mug.Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.
After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.
by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009
Get the Not a sniff in the bizzle mate mug.by oddbillie August 10, 2009
Get the not spot mug.What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.
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