google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.

John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!

by manual63 November 28, 2012

Google Shaming

Openly mocking ignorance which could easily be remedied by a simple Google search. Typically passive aggressive and deadpan, Google shaming is often missed by the recipient.

John: Where can I find a free PDF converter?

Jane: Uhm... OK. Have you tried... like... Google?

Dave: Wow Jane. Nice Google Shaming.

by Aube Wucherpfennig November 6, 2013

Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.

I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.

by Justin H. September 5, 2005

Google Earth

Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).

Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.

by Brendan July 31, 2005

Mother Google

Just as Mother Goose was our source for answers to childhood questions Mother Google is the adult version.

I've never heard of that kind of car. I'm going to Mother Google it right now.

by Fizgig11 January 5, 2014

google,com

You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.

But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.

YAY!

Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search

something.

Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!

Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3

by ---><--- January 23, 2011

Google slave

A person who is called upon only when someone wants them to google something.

Can you google how to make an egg?

No I am not your google slave.

by TheEroticTaco November 30, 2015